On Punctuality

punc·tu·al/ˈpəNGkCHo͞oəl/

Adjective:

Happening or doing something at the agreed or proper time; on time.

So, Audrey's due date is today.  Lo and behold, last night we go into labor.  She may not be fashionably late... but I prefer performance over style anyways, and what's better than someone who always shows up on time?

On that note: Rachel is a boss.  She's been sleeping through the early labor to save up her energy.  Much like the honey badger...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

she don't give a shit (sorry for my crude language).

Oh, whats that? Going in to labor? Psh.  Time for a nap.  Pretty bad ass if you ask me!